Friday, 07 August 2020 10:35

PIGCOP, SGL's 2nd Drop is HERE

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The Most Dangerous Shirt We've Ever Released

In the realm of iconic videogame enemies, the Pigcop stands above all in its brutal relevance to modern society and police brutality.

First envisioned by designers Allen H. Blum III, Richard Gray, and Randy Pitchford in the initial 1996 release of Duke Nukem 3D, the Pigcop was a direct jab at the Fraternal Order of Police and an even more specific dig at the Los Angeles Police Department due to the Rodney King beating that occurred in LA just a few years before.

In Duke Nukem 3D’s original instructional manual, Pigcops are described as ''extremely intolerant towards humans and exhibit blind rage when they detect human scent.'

That’s perhaps the most accurate description of a police officer we’ve ever read.

Aren’t you worried about getting sued?

Yeah, we had our taste of that with Epic Games back in 2018 and it was brutal. In 2010 Gearbox Software acquired the rights to Duke Nukem. The company is headed by Randy Pitchford, the mind behind Borderlands, Half-Life, Tony Hawk 3, Halo, and the original Duke Nukem 3D.

The ultimate question is, will Randy sue StonedGamer Inc. for using his intellectual property to make a social statement? Quite frankly, we don’t know.

However we do know that Randy Pitchford stands above all gaming developers in his support for Black Lives Matter and the fight for social and racial equality. He’s been chastised by his ‘fans’ for supporting the cause, but that hasn’t stopped him. In fact, the dude’s Twitter avi is still blacked out, and indicator of his support of BLM.

We’re using his property to make a strong social statement at StonedGamer. Defunding the police isn’t enough. We have to abolish the police.

Keep in mind police in America were created solely to track down runaway slaves that escaped the plantation and to squelch slave rebellions. No cap. After reconstruction, police focused on segregation and disenfranchisement among people of color in America.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s American history.

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The Golden Tray

Designed for Stoned Gamers

The Golden Tray from Stoned Gamer, the first rolling tray truly designed for the stoned gamer.

Gleaming in a highly-reflective gold finish, The Golden Tray radiates elegance with its unique obround design which makes rolling while gaming effortless.

The Golden Tray comes encased in a beautiful ‘Stay High Play High’ Black Velvet bag that can be used as a carrying case for your new tray, or get creative and stash some of your favorite goodies inside wherever you go.

Stoned Gamer is laser-etched with unmatched precision on The Golden Tray, giving the entire piece a mark of excellence that’s unparalleled with any rolling tray.

There’s no way we could make a sexier rolling tray without getting arrested in all 50 states.

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2,162 days. That’s how long it took for us to drop our very first official Stoned Gamer merchandise.

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Wednesday, 16 January 2019 03:50

Getting Elevated with Hoop Squad

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AGW is a Twitch streamer, furious Rocket League player and avid cannabis enthusiast. In January 2018, he visited the StonedGamer HQ and elevated. Here are some clips -- be sure to follow The Hoop Squad on their Official SiteTwitch, Twitter, Discord and Instagram.

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Wednesday, 09 January 2019 23:58

Stoned Gamer Research (2018 Results)

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Later in 2018, Stoned Gamer Inc. conducted research on Stoned Gamers' habits, preferences, and ideas. Here are the results (new data added daily):

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Friday, 04 January 2019 01:01

Getting Elevated with HighXMai

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HighxMai is a Twitch streamer and avid cannabis enthusiast. In December 2018, she visited the StonedGamer HQ and elevated for a bit. Here are some clips -- be sure to follow HighxMai on Twitch and Instagram.

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Stoned Gamers, now is your time to make your voice heard for the entire PLANET!

The 2018 Stoned Gamer Survey is finally here, and we're awarding one lucky Stoned Gamer a tremendous Vapexhale prize pack that features a complete HydraTube Starter Kit! This amazing prize will be awarded at random on December 31st 2018.

Everyone that completes this survey will also be awarded 400 SG along with a limited-edition Vapexhale medal.

Must be logged in to receive your Vapexhale and SGL prize! Logging in is the only way we can identify you, so please log in!

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Sure you may be a master cannabis grower in your backyard or spare bedroom, but how many of you mastered the fine art of cultivation from your phone?

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Wednesday, 14 September 2016 14:00

Reggie Helped Me Beat Super Mario Brothers 2'ish

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Imagine that your friend arrives and he takes out an ounce of reggie from a nacho bag and places it on your coffee table. What do you do? You roll a blunt and smoke it.

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Thursday, 04 August 2016 23:13

SUPER HIGH SCORE: 'Mushrooms on E3' is Out NOW

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Kids don't try this at home -- unless you have an undying urge to lose your mind at the world's largest video game convention.

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Friday, 15 July 2016 15:33

SUPER HIGH SCORE: Stoned Pokemon Episode is Out NOW

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Most of you remember The Art of Getting Stoned And Staying Awake For a 24-Hour Pokemon Tournament in which I got entirely too high and tried to navigate through the social labyrinth of Pokemon and its trainers. Well that article was actually a piece of the second episode of Super High Score with our partners at MERRY JANE.

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Kids, don't try this at home.

I'm not saying don't try psilocybe cubensis mushrooms. By all means try it. In fact, I encourage it. It's surely safer than all the Ritalin and Adderall that gets shoved down your throat. Try mushrooms at home -- but just don't try them at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, better known simply as E3.

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Thursday, 09 June 2016 00:00

Here's What Happens When You Play Bingo Stoned

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If only you guys knew how many times we reshot the scene of me smoking in the car, then you would be sincerely perplexed as to how I'm still alive today. Granted, I could be dead and all of this that I call 'reality' could be a re-imagining of what I believe reality is. I mean to create a site about video games and weed, and then to have a video series with your childhood hero is something that is too improbable to be true. If all this is indeed a farce and I died a long time ago, then let's not let all of this be in vain, stoned gamers.

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I think if we say that we're extremely busy organizing the world's first stoned gaming tournament at the XO Gold Cup on October 3-4 at the NOS Events Center in San Bernardino, CA -- someone out there is going to shoot all of us in the head with a high-impact NERF gun (again).

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The Stoned Gamer has been after Caviar Gold longer than the gaming industry has been demanding a remake of Ninja Gaiden -- and that's a pretty damn long time.

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