Sunday, 20 September 2015 00:00

Introducing the Mach 5 Project, the mythical holy grail for stoners

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I think if we say that we're extremely busy organizing the world's first stoned gaming tournament at the XO Gold Cup on October 3-4 at the NOS Events Center in San Bernardino, CA -- someone out there is going to shoot all of us in the head with a high-impact NERF gun (again).

We haven't had time to really update the editorial aspect of The Stoned Gamer with articles and stories the past few weeks because literally all of our resources are planning out this event (that's happening in just two weeks) with expert precision. However we have had a recent innovation inside The Stoned Gamer office -- The Mach 5 Project.

It's something that has been teased for years, maybe even decades, but there hasn't been any documented evidence of its existence. The mythical holy grail for stoners: The Mach 5.

At the XO Gold Cup, we will be taking in all donations to the Mach 5 project. Just locate The Stoned Gamer village inside the cup and drop off your roaches and unfinished joints. Wait, you still want to know what a Mach 5 is? Then pay attention closely as Nicholas O'Connor drops some cannabis folk talk knowledge.
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Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of The Stoned Gamer, MiddleEasy, and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool. I also produced nutty things for MERRY JANE, and a former writer for High Times Magazine.

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