Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:00

We smoked $1,000 worth of Caviar Gold making this video

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The Stoned Gamer has been after Caviar Gold longer than the gaming industry has been demanding a remake of Ninja Gaiden -- and that's a pretty damn long time.

The simple truth is Caviar Gold represents the strongest bud money can buy. Heck, Caviar Gold represents the strongest bud any currency can buy -- even Minecraft emeralds and Skyrim septim coins.

We know you're asking yourself what sets apart Caviar Gold from the rest of the bud out there, surely you've smoked just about everything in your hazy life thus far. Well Caviar Gold is more than just marjuana -- it's a process.

Take off your shoes, close your eyes, and imagine using both of your hands to grab a mountain of top shelf marijuana bud from the dispensary. You can smell it -- feel it, now imagine dropping those fluffy buds in a giant oil drum filled with the most potent CBD extract that's scientifically possible to construct. The buds eventually descend down in the barrel, and soak up twice their own weight in CBD oil. Once the buds have cured in the oils, it is then pulled out and literally battered in extremly potent CBD kief until the buds are covered with layers of fine CBD crystals. Once it's dried, the bud is blessed by cannabis shamans across the world -- and then it's called Caviar Gold.

Caviar Gold is now an official partner of The Stoned Gamer and the BR3AD Network -- and to celebrate, they gave us $1,000 worth of Cavi Cones, Caviar Gold's prerolled joints, to do whatever we want. Well, we had to resist the urge to play Destiny's House of Wolves DLC inside The Stoned Gamer office while we methodically smoke more than our rent in weed.

Instead, we hired a couple models, found a few lighters, and went to work making this Caviar Gold x The Stoned Gamer video. We're stoked to have them on board The Stoned Gamer, and look for bigger things in the future. Seriously, you guys -- this thing is only going to get bigger.

Oh, and dogs love Caviar Gold too.

Look out for Caviar Gold's exclusive banners on The Stoned Gamer. Shots by Cynthia Vance, video by Jon Gordon MacKenzie.

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Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of The Stoned Gamer, MiddleEasy, and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool. I also produced nutty things for MERRY JANE, and a former writer for High Times Magazine.

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