The SN3AK Hoodie is designed to give you full mobility in your arms. You won't have to worry about it crawling up your arms. It will move with you -- because it is you. The art on the hoodie is designed by INGVY08.
We're looking for participants in a study about LSD and Call of Duty: Warzone. This study is only open to California residents. Selected participants will be taking a dose (100μg) of the psychedelic LSD during the study. If you are not comfortable taking LSD, please do not sign up. Not every person that registers will be selected.
It seems like it's been forever, and in reality it has been. However even during the pandemic, we must conclude one of the dopest tournaments SGL has ever witnessed.
With a NEW SGL Tournament, we are introducing our brand spanking new SGL Tournament Format with Hyper Scape!
SGL's MK11 Battle of the Strap 2: Fern219 vs. ItsJustMeMarc presented by 420HPC.com happened on October 17th at 12pm PST and broadcast worldwide on Twitch.
The SN3AK Hoodie is designed to give you full mobility in your arms. You won't have to worry about it crawling up your arms. It will move with you -- because it is you. The art on the hoodie is designed by INGVY08.
The Proof of Elevation system is a staple in the Stoned Gamer League, and now you can rock the POE Sweater showing the world that you have officially elevated and met the requirements to be considered a Stoned Gamer.
Everyone deserves one clean af black cotton-knitted beanie in their wardrobe. It’s your chosen birth right to be able to rock just one beanie for the rest of your life. Now, you can fulfil your destiny with SGL’s Beani3, the cleanest beanie you will ever own.
This thicc cotton beanie has enough strength and girth to cover your dome, regardless of how big your head gets from nabbing kills on Apex Legends.
The red Stonedgamer label is proudly sewn on every hat so you can show the world your affiliation and just the way you kick it. You are not like everyone else. Find the others -- and the others will most likely be rocking this dope beani3.
The world may be going through the lamest apocalypse, but even the end of the world can wait while SGL drops the Apex Legends RUN & GUN Tournament presented by HPC.
For hundreds of years inverted national flags were commonly used as distress signals. The upside down U.S. flag is an official signal of distress. It is not meant to be, and is not officially recognized as any type of disrespect when displayed for the right reasons.
Some people will believe it's a sign of disrespect -- and all those people are wrong. The inverted/upside down flag is a sign of distress. In 2020, there is no better word for Americans than 'distress.'
The Distressed depicts an American Flag, reduced only to black and white, upside down with the starts removed and replaced with the SGL logo.
Perhaps the most asked for drop in SGL history. You knew it was coming, and now here it is.
Now you can rock the SGL and show the word how you get down in gaming and how invincible your lungs truly are.
The Black SGL Snapback is available in VERY LIMITED quantities. It features the SGL logo in bubbles letters on the front of the hat. On the side, the famous SGL fist logo stitched on the right side.
There’s nothing more than that -- it’s just one of the cleanest hats you will ever own.
The Classic Black Shirt, from SGL -- the first time in history that the SGL logo has been placed on a shirt in its entirety.
Now is your time to represent for a league that was designed for you. Show the world that you are part of the SGL. Be bold. Be proud.
We thought if the world has to rock face masks for the foreseeable future, why not look like that badass from Ninja Gaiden? That dude was so dope, and above all else, timelessly dope. Ninja Gaiden vanquished his enemies in elegance, and we brought that swag with Stonedgamer’s Ninja Gaiden Face Mask, inspired by the videogame franchise Ninja Gaiden. This mask is not an officially licensed product from Ninja Gaiden. We just love the game.
The Ninja Gaiden mask is one-size fits all. We encourage you to give your mask a bit of a stretch before wearing it, depending on the size of your head. The mask stays snug on the face and completely wraps around from your nose to your neck.
Every mask is black and has an elegant silk finish and features a silver dragon surrounded by smoke. Of course every mask has the red Stoned Gamer label just so you can flex on everyone that sees you coming.
Above all else, the Ninja Gaiden face mask helps you thwart CCTV and security cameras. They can never see you coming if they literally can’t see you coming.
It was time for the SGL to venture into the world of our 'Sports' category, and we brought the very new and very dope SkaterXL. The SGL wanted to bring in a judge that's a legend in the skating realm, which meant our only option was enlisting professional skater Antwuan Dixon as an offiicial SGL judge for this event presented by HPC.
Yes we say our Super Tights are designed for women, but in all honesty, dudes can rock it too. In fact, Zeus wears his pair almost daily.
Each pair of Super Tights features original artwork designed by Carmen Monoxide, originally purposed for our 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale, but now in this incarnation of the Super Tights.
The art features some notable characters of the fighting game cult classic 'Marvel vs. Capcom 2' taking various drugs, including Hulk dropping a tab of LSD, Mega Man on shrooms, Ryu taking a nice hit from his pipe, and Cable just finishing a big bong hit.
We don't want to ruin the surprise of discovering the other characters getting elevated, so we'll save it for when you have this limited-edition piece in your hands.
SGL's 2nd PUBG Mobile Tournament presented by HPC went down July 17th live on Twitch and featured some newcomers and former champions back into the SGL.
In the realm of iconic videogame enemies, the Pigcop stands above all in its brutal relevance to modern society and police brutality.
First envisioned by designers Allen H. Blum III, Richard Gray, and Randy Pitchford in the initial 1996 release of Duke Nukem 3D, the Pigcop was a direct jab at the Fraternal Order of Police and an even more specific dig at the Los Angeles Police Department due to the Rodney King beating that occurred in LA just a few years before.
In Duke Nukem 3D’s original instructional manual, Pigcops are described as ''extremely intolerant towards humans and exhibit blind rage when they detect human scent.'
That’s perhaps the most accurate description of a police officer we’ve ever read.
Yeah, we had our taste of that with Epic Games back in 2018 and it was brutal. In 2010 Gearbox Software acquired the rights to Duke Nukem. The company is headed by Randy Pitchford, the mind behind Borderlands, Half-Life, Tony Hawk 3, Halo, and the original Duke Nukem 3D.
The ultimate question is, will Randy sue StonedGamer Inc. for using his intellectual property to make a social statement? Quite frankly, we don’t know.
However we do know that Randy Pitchford stands above all gaming developers in his support for Black Lives Matter and the fight for social and racial equality. He’s been chastised by his ‘fans’ for supporting the cause, but that hasn’t stopped him. In fact, the dude’s Twitter avi is still blacked out, and indicator of his support of BLM.
We’re using his property to make a strong social statement at StonedGamer. Defunding the police isn’t enough. We have to abolish the police.
Keep in mind police in America were created solely to track down runaway slaves that escaped the plantation and to squelch slave rebellions. No cap. After reconstruction, police focused on segregation and disenfranchisement among people of color in America.
That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s American history.
The Golden Tray from Stoned Gamer, the first rolling tray truly designed for the stoned gamer.
Gleaming in a highly-reflective gold finish, The Golden Tray radiates elegance with its unique obround design which makes rolling while gaming effortless.
The Golden Tray comes encased in a beautiful ‘Stay High Play High’ Black Velvet bag that can be used as a carrying case for your new tray, or get creative and stash some of your favorite goodies inside wherever you go.
Stoned Gamer is laser-etched with unmatched precision on The Golden Tray, giving the entire piece a mark of excellence that’s unparalleled with any rolling tray.
There’s no way we could make a sexier rolling tray without getting arrested in all 50 states.
2,162 days. That’s how long it took for us to drop our very first official Stoned Gamer merchandise.
In 2019 we first introduced Mortal Kombat 11 at SGL's first Underground Session in California. Since then, MK11 has quickly shifted into one of the most demanded games from Stoned Gamers around the world.
Check out the full season conclusion for Apex Warzone - Season Omega. Want to check out the stats for Season Alpha? Click here.
We're all locked up in our residents for the foreseeable future due to a global pandemic unlike any civilization has ever witnessed. These are historic times, and in some circumstances, highly depressing times.
We're all locked up in our residents for the foreseeable future due to a global pandemic unlike any civilization has ever witnessed. These are historic times, and in some circumstances, highly depressing times.
On March 18th 2020, during the beginning of a devastating global pandemic, the SGL held its first BOSS Battle tournament since 2017.
Congrats to SGL.gg/snacky on an impressive win at Bongnite presented by Funksh on Janurary 21st 2020. Congrats to all those that participated in the event as well! Good luck next time, Stoned Gamers.
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Congratulations goes to XDeviice for winning Stoned Gamer CoD Mobile Tournament presented by Dopesticks on 01/17/2020 and becoming a two-time Stoned Gamer champion!
The Elevate Point System brought to you by Vapexhale starting inside the Stoned Gamer Arena in Los Angeles, CA opening in 2020.
Now that COVID-19 has shown how fragile civilization truly is, we have updated the Official Guide to SGL Teams.
Development of the Stoned Gamer Arena has been postponed as we all navigate this post-Coronavirus time in human history. In the meantime, SGL Teams simply cannot wait any longer.
We have adapted this guide in order to implement a remote-friendly SGL Team Structure completely independent of the Stoned Gamer Arena. Once/if humanity goes in the direction of live-event sports arenas with participants, the Stoned Gamer Arena will enhance the capability of SGL Teams
There is a lot of information to educate our players regarding SGL Tournaments from this point on, so we've compiled this handy SGL Team Guide for you.
Imagine an entire tournament of 64 of the greatest fictional video game drugs, all going head-to-head to in an NCAA-like bracket system to find out which is the greatest fake video game drug in history.
The Stoned Gamer July Challenge has begun and it’s Apex Legends. There are two ways to win: 1.) Competing in our Apex Legends challenge and 2.) Subscribing to our Official Twitch Channel