SGL's 2nd PUBG Mobile Tournament presented by HPC went down July 17th live on Twitch and featured some newcomers and former champions back into the SGL.

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Friday, 07 August 2020 10:35

PIGCOP, SGL's 2nd Drop is HERE

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Pigcop

The Most Dangerous Shirt We've Ever Released

In the realm of iconic videogame enemies, the Pigcop stands above all in its brutal relevance to modern society and police brutality.

First envisioned by designers Allen H. Blum III, Richard Gray, and Randy Pitchford in the initial 1996 release of Duke Nukem 3D, the Pigcop was a direct jab at the Fraternal Order of Police and an even more specific dig at the Los Angeles Police Department due to the Rodney King beating that occurred in LA just a few years before.

In Duke Nukem 3D’s original instructional manual, Pigcops are described as ''extremely intolerant towards humans and exhibit blind rage when they detect human scent.'

That’s perhaps the most accurate description of a police officer we’ve ever read.

Aren’t you worried about getting sued?

Yeah, we had our taste of that with Epic Games back in 2018 and it was brutal. In 2010 Gearbox Software acquired the rights to Duke Nukem. The company is headed by Randy Pitchford, the mind behind Borderlands, Half-Life, Tony Hawk 3, Halo, and the original Duke Nukem 3D.

The ultimate question is, will Randy sue StonedGamer Inc. for using his intellectual property to make a social statement? Quite frankly, we don’t know.

However we do know that Randy Pitchford stands above all gaming developers in his support for Black Lives Matter and the fight for social and racial equality. He’s been chastised by his ‘fans’ for supporting the cause, but that hasn’t stopped him. In fact, the dude’s Twitter avi is still blacked out, and indicator of his support of BLM.

We’re using his property to make a strong social statement at StonedGamer. Defunding the police isn’t enough. We have to abolish the police.

Keep in mind police in America were created solely to track down runaway slaves that escaped the plantation and to squelch slave rebellions. No cap. After reconstruction, police focused on segregation and disenfranchisement among people of color in America.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s American history.

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The Golden Tray

Designed for Stoned Gamers

The Golden Tray from Stoned Gamer, the first rolling tray truly designed for the stoned gamer.

Gleaming in a highly-reflective gold finish, The Golden Tray radiates elegance with its unique obround design which makes rolling while gaming effortless.

The Golden Tray comes encased in a beautiful ‘Stay High Play High’ Black Velvet bag that can be used as a carrying case for your new tray, or get creative and stash some of your favorite goodies inside wherever you go.

Stoned Gamer is laser-etched with unmatched precision on The Golden Tray, giving the entire piece a mark of excellence that’s unparalleled with any rolling tray.

There’s no way we could make a sexier rolling tray without getting arrested in all 50 states.

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2,162 days. That’s how long it took for us to drop our very first official Stoned Gamer merchandise.

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In 2019 we first introduced Mortal Kombat 11 at SGL's first Underground Session in California. Since then, MK11 has quickly shifted into one of the most demanded games from Stoned Gamers around the world.

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Check out the full season conclusion for Apex Warzone - Season Omega. Want to check out the stats for Season Alpha? Click here.

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We're all locked up in our residents for the foreseeable future due to a global pandemic unlike any civilization has ever witnessed. These are historic times, and in some circumstances, highly depressing times.

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Apex Warzone - Season Alpha is finished and here are the winners and the final leaderboards...

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We're all locked up in our residents for the foreseeable future due to a global pandemic unlike any civilization has ever witnessed. These are historic times, and in some circumstances, highly depressing times.

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On March 18th 2020, during the beginning of a devastating global pandemic, the SGL held its first BOSS Battle tournament since 2017.

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The second Stoned Gamer Rocket League Hoops event in SGL History!

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Congrats to SGL.gg/snacky on an impressive win at Bongnite presented by Funksh on Janurary 21st 2020. Congrats to all those that participated in the event as well! Good luck next time, Stoned Gamers.

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Congratulations goes to XDeviice for winning Stoned Gamer CoD Mobile Tournament presented by Dopesticks on 01/17/2020 and becoming a two-time Stoned Gamer champion!

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Check out this Esportz Network podcast interview with Marty Schneider, the CEO of Stoned Gamer.

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The Elevate Point System brought to you by Vapexhale starting inside the Stoned Gamer Arena in Los Angeles, CA opening in 2020.

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Now that COVID-19 has shown how fragile civilization truly is, we have updated the Official Guide to SGL Teams.

Development of the Stoned Gamer Arena has been postponed as we all navigate this post-Coronavirus time in human history. In the meantime, SGL Teams simply cannot wait any longer.

We have adapted this guide in order to implement a remote-friendly SGL Team Structure completely independent of the Stoned Gamer Arena. Once/if humanity goes in the direction of live-event sports arenas with participants, the Stoned Gamer Arena will enhance the capability of SGL Teams

There is a lot of information to educate our players regarding SGL Tournaments from this point on, so we've compiled this handy SGL Team Guide for you.

 

Imagine an entire tournament of 64 of the greatest fictional video game drugs, all going head-to-head to in an NCAA-like bracket system to find out which is the greatest fake video game drug in history.

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The Stoned Gamer July Challenge has begun and it’s Apex Legends. There are two ways to win: 1.) Competing in our Apex Legends challenge and 2.) Subscribing to our Official Twitch Channel

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Minecraft on Mushrooms - Coming to Oakland, CA. Date has not yet been announced, but we are accepting players and judges!

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It was the RETURN of PUBG to the SGL and it all went down May 30th in Los Angeles. 

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Congratulations to Fern on an epic victory at SGL Underground Sessions!

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Imagine an entire tournament of 64 of the greatest fictional video game drugs, all going head-to-head to in an NCAA-like bracket system to find out which is the greatest fake video game drug in history.

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Imagine an entire tournament of 64 of the greatest fictional video game drugs, all going head-to-head to in an NCAA-like bracket system to find out which is the greatest fake video game drug in history.

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Imagine an entire tournament of 64 of the greatest fictional video game drugs, all going head-to-head to in an NCAA-like bracket system to find out which is the greatest fake video game drug in history.

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Imagine an entire tournament of 64 of the greatest fictional video game drugs, all going head-to-head to in an NCAA-like bracket system to find out which is the greatest fake video game drug in history.

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Many of you had a blast in 2018 when the SGL introduced PUBG to the league. Now with the creation of the Stoned Gamer Arena in Los Angeles, CA this year, we are going to make this highly-popular event even bigger -- and we're working with Printabowl to give someone out there a custom SGL 'BUDG' pipe just for pre-registering to compete.

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The 2018/2019 SGL Rocket League Season is finally coming to a close, and this Saturday we will see the final Q8 Tournament being held in the SGL!

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Now the SGL has two remaining Rocket League qualifiers and for the first time in Stoned Gamer League history, we are broadcasting from the newly-constructed CBONB studios!

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On Saturday (February 9th 2019), the 2018/2019 SGL Rocket League season continued with the Q6 Qualifying Tournament for a shot at $800 USD provided by Cali Plug.

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The action was intense in the 2018/2019 Q5 Rocket League Tournament held Feb. 2nd 2019 and brought to you by Cali Plug.

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Bongnite: The Weekend Sesh! This event is closed.

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Wednesday, 16 January 2019 03:50

Getting Elevated with Hoop Squad

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AGW is a Twitch streamer, furious Rocket League player and avid cannabis enthusiast. In January 2018, he visited the StonedGamer HQ and elevated. Here are some clips -- be sure to follow The Hoop Squad on their Official SiteTwitch, Twitter, Discord and Instagram.

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Check out the half-way rankings for the 2018/2019 SGL Rocket League Tournament. Sign up your squad

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