The SN3AK Hoodie is designed to give you full mobility in your arms. You won't have to worry about it crawling up your arms. It will move with you -- because it is you. The art on the hoodie is designed by INGVY08.

Everyone deserves one clean af black cotton-knitted beanie in their wardrobe. It’s your chosen birth right to be able to rock just one beanie for the rest of your life. Now, you can fulfil your destiny with SGL’s Beani3, the cleanest beanie you will ever own.

This thicc cotton beanie has enough strength and girth to cover your dome, regardless of how big your head gets from nabbing kills on Apex Legends.

The red Stonedgamer label is proudly sewn on every hat so you can show the world your affiliation and just the way you kick it. You are not like everyone else. Find the others -- and the others will most likely be rocking this dope beani3.

Perhaps the most asked for drop in SGL history. You knew it was coming, and now here it is.

Now you can rock the SGL and show the word how you get down in gaming and how invincible your lungs truly are.

The Black SGL Snapback is available in VERY LIMITED quantities. It features the SGL logo in bubbles letters on the front of the hat. On the side, the famous SGL fist logo stitched on the right side.

There’s nothing more than that -- it’s just one of the cleanest hats you will ever own.

The Classic Black Shirt, from SGL -- the first time in history that the SGL logo has been placed on a shirt in its entirety.

Now is your time to represent for a league that was designed for you. Show the world that you are part of the SGL. Be bold. Be proud.

Yes we say our Super Tights are designed for women, but in all honesty, dudes can rock it too. In fact, Zeus wears his pair almost daily.

Each pair of Super Tights features original artwork designed by Carmen Monoxide, originally purposed for our 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale, but now in this incarnation of the Super Tights.

The art features some notable characters of the fighting game cult classic 'Marvel vs. Capcom 2' taking various drugs, including Hulk dropping a tab of LSD, Mega Man on shrooms, Ryu taking a nice hit from his pipe, and Cable just finishing a big bong hit.

We don't want to ruin the surprise of discovering the other characters getting elevated, so we'll save it for when you have this limited-edition piece in your hands.

In the realm of iconic videogame enemies, the Pigcop stands above all in its brutal relevance to modern society and police brutality.

First envisioned by designers Allen H. Blum III, Richard Gray, and Randy Pitchford in the initial 1996 release of Duke Nukem 3D, the Pigcop was a direct jab at the Fraternal Order of Police and an even more specific dig at the Los Angeles Police Department due to the Rodney King beating that occurred in LA just a few years before.

In Duke Nukem 3D’s original instructional manual, Pigcops are described as ''extremely intolerant towards humans and exhibit blind rage when they detect human scent.'

That’s perhaps the most accurate description of a police officer we’ve ever read.

Aren’t you worried about getting sued?

Yeah, we had our taste of that with Epic Games back in 2018 and it was brutal. In 2010 Gearbox Software acquired the rights to Duke Nukem. The company is headed by Randy Pitchford, the mind behind Borderlands, Half-Life, Tony Hawk 3, Halo, and the original Duke Nukem 3D.

The ultimate question is, will Randy sue StonedGamer Inc. for using his intellectual property to make a social statement? Quite frankly, we don’t know.

However we do know that Randy Pitchford stands above all gaming developers in his support for Black Lives Matter and the fight for social and racial equality. He’s been chastised by his ‘fans’ for supporting the cause, but that hasn’t stopped him. In fact, the dude’s Twitter avi is still blacked out, and indicator of his support of BLM.

We’re using his property to make a strong social statement at StonedGamer. Defunding the police isn’t enough. We have to abolish the police.

Keep in mind police in America were created solely to track down runaway slaves that escaped the plantation and to squelch slave rebellions. No cap. After reconstruction, police focused on segregation and disenfranchisement among people of color in America.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s American history.

The Golden Tray from Stoned Gamer, the first rolling tray truly designed for the stoned gamer.

Gleaming in a highly-reflective gold finish, The Golden Tray radiates elegance with its unique obround design which makes rolling while gaming effortless.

The Golden Tray comes encased in a beautiful ‘Stay High Play High’ Black Velvet bag that can be used as a carrying case for your new tray, or get creative and stash some of your favorite goodies inside wherever you go.

Stoned Gamer is laser-etched with unmatched precision on The Golden Tray, giving the entire piece a mark of excellence that’s unparalleled with any rolling tray.

There’s no way we could make a sexier rolling tray without getting arrested in all 50 states.