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Moving into deep territory in Group D we have the 14th Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament of the 2017 Season, and it was held at the one and only 420 Nurses HQ.

The previous BOSS BATTLE that went down at Jurupa Valley, California was absolutely intense and records were broken when ISupply420 went undefeated with an insane record of 50-0. Now we have arrived at our second BOSS BATTLE of the season, this time against the 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Champion, the one and only Zzyzx.

You knew it was coming, Stoned Gamers. Right on time with all expectations from last year, we are proud to present to you the return of the BOSS BATTLE.

Stoned Gamers across the planet, we are officially deep into Group C of the 207 Stoned Gamer Tournament. If you haven't qualified, now is the time to do so. The Tournament has already assembled a collection of very strong champions, and the list gets tougher every qualifier. This time we took the show to San Diego for the first time this season in partnership with Skate n Bake 2.

Tuesday, 03 October 2017 18:20

Introducing the ALL NEW Stoned Gamer Arena

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Sign-up to learn more about the Stoned Gamer Arena, Los Angeles' first dedicated eSports arena fueled by cannabis. Coming to your world April 2018.

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Two Stoned Gamer Tournaments in two days, a feat that is treachous for the Stoned Gamer production crew. However we always embrace the challenge, and in the 10th Stoned Gamer Qualifier, we wrapped up our epic Tournament Double-Header.

Last Stoned Gamer Tournament we opened up the season with a tremendous double-header held at Xtravaganja in San Diego and next at the High Times Cannabis Cup in San Bernardino. This season, we wanted to pull another double-header, this time at the two-day Dabathon cup in San Bernardino.

The final Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament for Group B qualifications for the 2017 Season. It sounds like a mouthful -- and it probably is. Sometimes we like to dish out a lot of information in brief but grammatically correct sentences. We may be stoners, but we understand that communication is key to the homo-sapien species. Terence McKenna always insited the greatest form of communication is through holographic objects so you can actually see what a person means. We're nearing on that day, but in the meantime we have to use these things called words to convey thought. Bummer.

Our big Fight Week Smokeout was held in Las Vegas on August 25th, the day before what the world was calling the biggest boxing match in history. For those reading this months, years -- even decades later; I apologize. Quite frankly, I apologize for my generation for even assembling this nonsense together, along with American culture for even putting a value on any of this. Our country is pretty sick right now, it's widely aparrent and equally reflected in our political system. To compound that, our Earth is revolting against us with record-breaking natural disasters. We all may be living through one really weird apocalypse and not even know it. If this is the end, just know that Stoned Gamer attempted to change the face of humanity with cannabis and gaming, and at the Fight Week Smokeout held in Las Vegas, we did just that.

The summer is almost over, and we are deep in Group B of the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament Season. Many have entered, few have become champions. The Stoned Gamer Tournament has arrived on the streets of Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood, California for the site of the sixth Stoned Gamer Qualifier.

We have been resting in the summer heat, stoned gamers. It's been quite the month-long vacation. However the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament Season kicked off with a new tournament held on July 27th in Highland Park, CA.

All of those late-night arduous battles in front of the monitor and inappropriately large dabs can dehydrate any Stoned Gamers. Don't worry, we know -- we've all been there before. That's why we are proud to announce that Molly Water is the Official Hydration of the Stoned Gamer Tournament.

Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:42

The 2017 Group A Brackets (Complete and Seeded)

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The first quarter (Group A) of the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament has officially wrapped up and we are honored to have these four prominent champions qualify for the 2017 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale held on December 9th in Los Angeles.

Look, you guys -- we know three comes before four. That's like standard knowledge for all Earthlings -- or at least it should be. The sequence of numbers is something we can rely on as a species, however in this very brief and rare scenario, four comes before three. You read that right. 1,2,4,3. When it's written out like that, it doesn't seem that bad. In fact it looks pretty normal. However rest assured that in any other circumstance, those sequence of numbers are incorrect. When it comes to the Fourth Stoned Gamer Tournament going down June 14th and the Third Stoned Gamer Tournament occuring June 24th -- it happens. Blame it on E3, blame it on the boring redundancy of the time/space continuum -- four comes before three, and the world must deal with it.

You have not been deceived, Stoned Gamers. Well maybe you have, but none of this was our intention. We understand that in all historic number sequences, three comes before four. It's been like that since we were kids -- probably since your parents were kids too. However in 2017, the Fourth Stoned Gamer Tournament has arrived before the Third Stoned Gamer Tournament. It's a mathematical anomaly that only happens once in every 10,000 years -- and it just so happens that four comes before three this year, specifically for the Stoned Gamer Tournament.

After a smashing start to the season at the end of April, the second Stoned Gamer Qualifier of the season went down May 27th at quite literally the home of 90s hip-hop, Delicious Vinyl.

Saturday, 06 May 2017 19:01

2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament - Team Updates

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On April 20th the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament Season started with a bang in San Bernardino, CA and 32 players competed in some of the greatest Street Fighter 2: Championship Edition action anyone at Stoned Gamer has ever seen. You can check out the full recap of the first Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament here.

The 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament, the only uniting force in the universe. A force greater than the goo used to hold neutrinos together -- stronger than week electron force that comprises the four fundamental forces of nature

Tuesday, 21 March 2017 19:52

The Life and (Near) Death of Real Deal Neal

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“Are you in a lot of pain?”

Neal Kennedy looked up at his father and signaled agonizingly to him the only way he could. Two blinks for yes. Guillain-Barre syndrome had ravaged Neal’s nervous system – all he could do was blink his left eye to communicate with the rest of the world. The syndrome’s unpredictability offered no guarantee that he’d ever be able to get out of his hospital bed again. Neal was only 17.

When it comes to rare relics of the Stoned Gamer Tournament, it doesn't get any rarer than these two exclusive event t-shirts. The greatest part about the rarity of these collectible shirts: they will never be made again. People of Earth, this is your FINAL chance to own one (or both) of these collector's edition shirts!

Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:57

The Stoned Gamer Practice Sesh at the Cannabis Art Show

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The Stoned Gamer Practice Sesh was a collaborative effort of stonedness between Delicious Vinyl, Over the Edge Books, and Stoned Gamer. To get everyone stoned beyond normal normal human comprehension, our buds at Pot Rocks and Family First Pharming joined us for the opening night of the Over the Edge Books Cannabis Art Show.

 

On December 3rd, sixty-four of the greatest Stoned Gamers that qualified in the 2016 season met in Downtown Los Angeles to determine who would be the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND CHAMPION. If you're interested in seeing the entire rundown of the 2016 Stoned Gamer season, check this out. Now, on to the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE produced by MERRY JANE, directed by Cynthia Vance.

Monday, 02 January 2017 20:58

Battle of the Bling: The Grudge Match

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What happens when you get swept 3-0 in the 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale against your heated rival? Well, you throw your own money down on the line for a rematch with the champion, of course. 

Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:52

Team Caviar Gold at the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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The main sponsor for the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE was none other than our very familiar friends over at Caviar Gold.

Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:37

Team Herbsmith at the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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The Stoned Gamer Tournament first heard of The Herbsmith at the twelfth Stoned Gamer Qualifier held in San Diego in which Team Herbsmith's Kincaiderade came in and swept the competition to be awarded champion of that Tournament. 

Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:37

Team Potrocks at the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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Potrocks is essentially high quality herb infused with extract and dusted in kief. If you shake a bottle of Pepsi, throw some Potrocks inside, and then close the top, there will be no catalsymic explosion. You will have wasted an entire batch of Potrocks and now you'll have to explain to all of your friends why you're such a moron.

Tuesday, 20 December 2016 00:17

eSports stats of the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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Before we get into the full statistics of the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE held December 3rd in Downtown Los Angeles, CA, we must first look at the entiriety of the 2016 Stoned Gamer Season.

Team Flytlab ended the 2016 season with the acqustion of Real Deal Neal (#1 Group A Seed), Crash City Brian (#3 Group A Seed), Danny (#1 Group B Seed), Nick B (#2 Group A Seed), Lokjaw (#1 Group C Seed), Digital Da$h (#15 Group B Seed).

Sunday, 18 December 2016 15:48

2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE Photo Gallery

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Behold, the entire image gallery for the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE Tournament held December 3rd in Downtown Los Angeles, CA

Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:32

Official Partners of the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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Keep in mind, stoned gamers, the entire 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE would not be possibly without the help of our fantastic official partners. These guys believe in the Stoned Gamer Tournament, and most importantly, they believe in every Stonder Gamer that has competed throughout the year. If you follow any company in the cannabis and tech industry, follow these brands. They make all of this possible.

Some of you may remember the ridiculously impressive performance from DJ Skol One during FIFTEENTH Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament, otherwise known as the sport's first BOSS BATTLE. By running up a tremendous 21-2 record, DJ Skol One left two spots in the Group D bracket of the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE. Therefore we granted DJ Skol One the ability to choose Stoned Gamers to fill in the spots.

We're reving up for the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE held December 3rd in Downtown LA and we will be releasing this limited-edition Carmen Monoxide x Stoned Gamer shirt at the tournament. Only 200 of these astonishing beauties will be available for sale at the Stoned Gamer merchandise table for $35. 

Wednesday, 02 November 2016 22:16

The 2016 Stoned Gamer Tournament - Group D Bracket

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The 2016 Stoned Gamer Tournament Season has officially ended, and we only wish we can say we're riding in the sunset until 2017, but with the GRAND FINALE just around the corner, it's grind time until we rest our collective heads the night of December 3rd. Now we're going to spent the next month droning away at Tournament details while watching Stolen Valor videos on YouTube because, let's face it, they're so damn entertaining. It's like watching a train wreck that doesn't know it's a wreck yet. 

The Stoned Gamer Tournament has finally arrived to the final Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament of the 2016 season. The Tournament started on the April 20th weekend and now at the end of October the regular season has finalized at Blacklist Sesh, a venue the tournament has frequented before. Of course, the season must end with a BOSS BATTLE, and at our final qualifier we held a dual BOSS BATTLE with Team Flytlab's @CrashCityBrian and Team Blacklist Sesh's @Wolfricks.