Distressed


Category: Shirts

$24.99

 

For hundreds of years inverted national flags were commonly used as distress signals. The upside down U.S. flag is an official signal of distress. It is not meant to be, and is not officially recognized as any type of disrespect when displayed for the right reasons.

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The Stoned Gamer Upgrade includes:

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    • Redeemable Code for 5,000 SG:
      By now you’re familiar with SG, the currency designed for Stoned Gamers. If you’re not, read up about it here. Notice on your profile there’s a section that says ‘Redeem your SG Award?’ We’ve implemented this feature for the sole reason of letting Stoned Gamers across the world enter their unique code obtained in this upgrade package and be rewarded with 5,000 SG that can be used on SGL.gg to purchase gear and other items.

Inverted Flag Design

Some people will believe it's a sign of disrespect -- and all those people are wrong. The inverted/upside down flag is a sign of distress. In 2020, there is no better word for Americans than 'distress.'

 

Extremly Lightweight Material

The Distress is made of very light white fabric, unlike SGL's Pigcop and The Black Shirt. This is designed for the wearer to be able to breathe. Nothing stuffy about this elegant shirt.

 

Impeccable Quality

Every shirt has the red Stonedgamer label sewn at the bottom. A mark of quality and prestige. 

 

Made in the 5th Dimension

No weird tags that scratch your neck. We wouldn't do that to you. Only a small print where the label should be. Made in the 5th dimension.

 

Seal of Freshness

Look out for the Stonedgamer seal of freshness. It lets you know that your order was inspected for quality before shipping. You can keep the sticker too if you're into that.

 
 

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Every drop inside the Stoned Gamer Shop is customized and details with impeccable accuracy. All apparel is cut from a unique pattern designed by the team at Stoned Gamer. We aren't just selling you cheap t-shirts with a print on it. Not at all. We are giving fashion and design to a culture that has been underrepresented for years. Stoned Gamers across the world need high-quality gear and apparel to adapt to their unique lifestyles, and we are here to provide the highest quality that we can achieve within every Stoned Gamer drop available inside the Stoned Gamer Shop.

 

Earn SG everytime you purchase

SG, the official currency of Stoned Gamers.Click here to learn more about SG. With every purchase, you will earn a redeemable By now you’re familiar with SG, the currency designed for Stoned Gamers. If you’re not, read up about it here. Notice on your profile there’s a section that says ‘Redeem your SG Award?’ We’ve implemented this feature for the sole reason of letting Stoned Gamers across the world enter their unique code obtained when purchasing from the Stoned Gamer shop and receive 5,000 SG that can be used on SGL.gg to purchase gear and other items.