Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:55

SN3AK Hoodie, SGL's 10th Drop is HERE

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SN3AK Hoodie

100% Stealth. 100% Sneak. You don't announce your moves. You move in silence. Hidden from the world, invisible by all detectors. Society doesn't move you, you move through society. That's what makes you a Stoned Gamer -- which is exactly why we created the SN3AK Hoodie.

The SN3AK Hoodie is designed to give you full mobility in your arms. You won't have to worry about it crawling up your arms. It will move with you -- because it is you. The art on the hoodie is designed by INGVY08.

Friday, 02 October 2020 12:14

POE, SGL's 9th Drop is HERE

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We don't get high in the SGL. We elevate.

The Proof of Elevation system is a staple in the Stoned Gamer League, and now you can rock the POE Sweater showing the world that you have officially elevated and met the requirements to be considered a Stoned Gamer.

Friday, 25 September 2020 06:08

Beani3, SGL's 8th Drop is HERE

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We can almost guarantee you that the SGL Beani3 will be the sturdiest, most well-crafted beanie in your collection.

Everyone deserves one clean af black cotton-knitted beanie in their wardrobe. It’s your chosen birth right to be able to rock just one beanie for the rest of your life. Now, you can fulfil your destiny with SGL’s Beani3, the cleanest beanie you will ever own.

This thicc cotton beanie has enough strength and girth to cover your dome, regardless of how big your head gets from nabbing kills on Apex Legends.

The red Stonedgamer label is proudly sewn on every hat so you can show the world your affiliation and just the way you kick it. You are not like everyone else. Find the others -- and the others will most likely be rocking this dope beani3.

Friday, 18 September 2020 05:03

Distressed, SGL's 7th Drop is HERE

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Make a statement and look dope doing it

For hundreds of years inverted national flags were commonly used as distress signals. The upside down U.S. flag is an official signal of distress. It is not meant to be, and is not officially recognized as any type of disrespect when displayed for the right reasons.

Some people will believe it's a sign of disrespect -- and all those people are wrong. The inverted/upside down flag is a sign of distress. In 2020, there is no better word for Americans than 'distress.'

The Distressed depicts an American Flag, reduced only to black and white, upside down with the starts removed and replaced with the SGL logo.

Friday, 11 September 2020 08:46

Black Snap Back, SGL's 6th Drop is HERE

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Black Snap Back

Protect your dome with SGL gear

Perhaps the most asked for drop in SGL history. You knew it was coming, and now here it is.

Now you can rock the SGL and show the word how you get down in gaming and how invincible your lungs truly are.

The Black SGL Snapback is available in VERY LIMITED quantities. It features the SGL logo in bubbles letters on the front of the hat. On the side, the famous SGL fist logo stitched on the right side.

There’s nothing more than that -- it’s just one of the cleanest hats you will ever own.

Friday, 04 September 2020 04:24

The Black Shirt, SGL's 5th Drop is HERE

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The Black Shirt

Show the world you're a Stoned Gamer

The Classic Black Shirt, from SGL -- the first time in history that the SGL logo has been placed on a shirt in its entirety.

Now is your time to represent for a league that was designed for you. Show the world that you are part of the SGL. Be bold. Be proud.

Friday, 28 August 2020 04:23

Ninja Gaiden Mask, SGL's 4th Drop is HERE

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Ninja Gaiden Mask

Hide from those security cameras

We thought if the world has to rock face masks for the foreseeable future, why not look like that badass from Ninja Gaiden? That dude was so dope, and above all else, timelessly dope. Ninja Gaiden vanquished his enemies in elegance, and we brought that swag with Stonedgamer’s Ninja Gaiden Face Mask, inspired by the videogame franchise Ninja Gaiden. This mask is not an officially licensed product from Ninja Gaiden. We just love the game.

The Ninja Gaiden mask is one-size fits all. We encourage you to give your mask a bit of a stretch before wearing it, depending on the size of your head. The mask stays snug on the face and completely wraps around from your nose to your neck.

Every mask is black and has an elegant silk finish and features a silver dragon surrounded by smoke. Of course every mask has the red Stoned Gamer label just so you can flex on everyone that sees you coming.

Above all else, the Ninja Gaiden face mask helps you thwart CCTV and security cameras. They can never see you coming if they literally can’t see you coming.

Friday, 14 August 2020 04:48

Super Tights, SGL's 3rd Drop is HERE

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Super Tights

Elevate with your favorite super heroes

Yes we say our Super Tights are designed for women, but in all honesty, dudes can rock it too. In fact, Zeus wears his pair almost daily.

Each pair of Super Tights features original artwork designed by Carmen Monoxide, originally purposed for our 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale, but now in this incarnation of the Super Tights.

The art features some notable characters of the fighting game cult classic 'Marvel vs. Capcom 2' taking various drugs, including Hulk dropping a tab of LSD, Mega Man on shrooms, Ryu taking a nice hit from his pipe, and Cable just finishing a big bong hit.

We don't want to ruin the surprise of discovering the other characters getting elevated, so we'll save it for when you have this limited-edition piece in your hands.

Friday, 07 August 2020 10:35

PIGCOP, SGL's 2nd Drop is HERE

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The Most Dangerous Shirt We've Ever Released

In the realm of iconic videogame enemies, the Pigcop stands above all in its brutal relevance to modern society and police brutality.

First envisioned by designers Allen H. Blum III, Richard Gray, and Randy Pitchford in the initial 1996 release of Duke Nukem 3D, the Pigcop was a direct jab at the Fraternal Order of Police and an even more specific dig at the Los Angeles Police Department due to the Rodney King beating that occurred in LA just a few years before.

In Duke Nukem 3D’s original instructional manual, Pigcops are described as ''extremely intolerant towards humans and exhibit blind rage when they detect human scent.'

That’s perhaps the most accurate description of a police officer we’ve ever read.

Aren’t you worried about getting sued?

Yeah, we had our taste of that with Epic Games back in 2018 and it was brutal. In 2010 Gearbox Software acquired the rights to Duke Nukem. The company is headed by Randy Pitchford, the mind behind Borderlands, Half-Life, Tony Hawk 3, Halo, and the original Duke Nukem 3D.

The ultimate question is, will Randy sue StonedGamer Inc. for using his intellectual property to make a social statement? Quite frankly, we don’t know.

However we do know that Randy Pitchford stands above all gaming developers in his support for Black Lives Matter and the fight for social and racial equality. He’s been chastised by his ‘fans’ for supporting the cause, but that hasn’t stopped him. In fact, the dude’s Twitter avi is still blacked out, and indicator of his support of BLM.

We’re using his property to make a strong social statement at StonedGamer. Defunding the police isn’t enough. We have to abolish the police.

Keep in mind police in America were created solely to track down runaway slaves that escaped the plantation and to squelch slave rebellions. No cap. After reconstruction, police focused on segregation and disenfranchisement among people of color in America.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s American history.

Friday, 31 July 2020 04:52

The Golden Tray, SGL's FIRST DROP is HERE

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The Golden Tray

Designed for Stoned Gamers

The Golden Tray from Stoned Gamer, the first rolling tray truly designed for the stoned gamer.

Gleaming in a highly-reflective gold finish, The Golden Tray radiates elegance with its unique obround design which makes rolling while gaming effortless.

The Golden Tray comes encased in a beautiful ‘Stay High Play High’ Black Velvet bag that can be used as a carrying case for your new tray, or get creative and stash some of your favorite goodies inside wherever you go.

Stoned Gamer is laser-etched with unmatched precision on The Golden Tray, giving the entire piece a mark of excellence that’s unparalleled with any rolling tray.

There’s no way we could make a sexier rolling tray without getting arrested in all 50 states.

Wednesday, 29 July 2020 01:20

The Stoned Gamer Shop launches July 31st at 5am PST

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2,162 days. That’s how long it took for us to drop our very first official Stoned Gamer merchandise.

Wednesday, 16 January 2019 03:50

Getting Elevated with Hoop Squad

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AGW is a Twitch streamer, furious Rocket League player and avid cannabis enthusiast. In January 2018, he visited the StonedGamer HQ and elevated. Here are some clips -- be sure to follow The Hoop Squad on their Official SiteTwitch, Twitter, Discord and Instagram.

Wednesday, 09 January 2019 23:58

Stoned Gamer Research (2018 Results)

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Later in 2018, Stoned Gamer Inc. conducted research on Stoned Gamers' habits, preferences, and ideas. Here are the results (new data added daily):

Friday, 04 January 2019 01:01

Getting Elevated with HighXMai

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HighxMai is a Twitch streamer and avid cannabis enthusiast. In December 2018, she visited the StonedGamer HQ and elevated for a bit. Here are some clips -- be sure to follow HighxMai on Twitch and Instagram.

Saturday, 08 December 2018 22:39

The 2018 SGL Stoned Gamer Survey presented by Vapexhale!

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Stoned Gamers, now is your time to make your voice heard for the entire PLANET!

The 2018 Stoned Gamer Survey is finally here, and we're awarding one lucky Stoned Gamer a tremendous Vapexhale prize pack that features a complete HydraTube Starter Kit! This amazing prize will be awarded at random on December 31st 2018.

Everyone that completes this survey will also be awarded 400 SG along with a limited-edition Vapexhale medal.

Must be logged in to receive your Vapexhale and SGL prize! Logging in is the only way we can identify you, so please log in!

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