Friday, 18 September 2020 19:58

SGL Apex Legends RUN & GUN Tournament

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The world may be going through the lamest apocalypse, but even the end of the world can wait while SGL drops the Apex Legends RUN & GUN Tournament presented by HPC.

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Friday, 18 September 2020 05:03

Distressed, SGL's 7th Drop is HERE

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Distressed

Make a statement and look dope doing it

For hundreds of years inverted national flags were commonly used as distress signals. The upside down U.S. flag is an official signal of distress. It is not meant to be, and is not officially recognized as any type of disrespect when displayed for the right reasons.

Some people will believe it's a sign of disrespect -- and all those people are wrong. The inverted/upside down flag is a sign of distress. In 2020, there is no better word for Americans than 'distress.'

The Distressed depicts an American Flag, reduced only to black and white, upside down with the starts removed and replaced with the SGL logo.

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Friday, 11 September 2020 08:46

Black Snap Back, SGL's 6th Drop is HERE

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Black Snap Back

Protect your dome with SGL gear

Perhaps the most asked for drop in SGL history. You knew it was coming, and now here it is.

Now you can rock the SGL and show the word how you get down in gaming and how invincible your lungs truly are.

The Black SGL Snapback is available in VERY LIMITED quantities. It features the SGL logo in bubbles letters on the front of the hat. On the side, the famous SGL fist logo stitched on the right side.

There’s nothing more than that -- it’s just one of the cleanest hats you will ever own.

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Friday, 04 September 2020 04:24

The Black Shirt, SGL's 5th Drop is HERE

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The Black Shirt

Show the world you're a Stoned Gamer

The Classic Black Shirt, from SGL -- the first time in history that the SGL logo has been placed on a shirt in its entirety.

Now is your time to represent for a league that was designed for you. Show the world that you are part of the SGL. Be bold. Be proud.

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Friday, 28 August 2020 04:23

Ninja Gaiden Mask, SGL's 4th Drop is HERE

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Ninja Gaiden Mask

Hide from those security cameras

We thought if the world has to rock face masks for the foreseeable future, why not look like that badass from Ninja Gaiden? That dude was so dope, and above all else, timelessly dope. Ninja Gaiden vanquished his enemies in elegance, and we brought that swag with Stonedgamer’s Ninja Gaiden Face Mask, inspired by the videogame franchise Ninja Gaiden. This mask is not an officially licensed product from Ninja Gaiden. We just love the game.

The Ninja Gaiden mask is one-size fits all. We encourage you to give your mask a bit of a stretch before wearing it, depending on the size of your head. The mask stays snug on the face and completely wraps around from your nose to your neck.

Every mask is black and has an elegant silk finish and features a silver dragon surrounded by smoke. Of course every mask has the red Stoned Gamer label just so you can flex on everyone that sees you coming.

Above all else, the Ninja Gaiden face mask helps you thwart CCTV and security cameras. They can never see you coming if they literally can’t see you coming.

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It was time for the SGL to venture into the world of our 'Sports' category, and we brought the very new and very dope SkaterXL. The SGL wanted to bring in a judge that's a legend in the skating realm, which meant our only option was enlisting professional skater Antwuan Dixon as an offiicial SGL judge for this event presented by HPC.

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Friday, 14 August 2020 04:48

Super Tights, SGL's 3rd Drop is HERE

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Super Tights

Elevate with your favorite super heroes

Yes we say our Super Tights are designed for women, but in all honesty, dudes can rock it too. In fact, Zeus wears his pair almost daily.

Each pair of Super Tights features original artwork designed by Carmen Monoxide, originally purposed for our 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale, but now in this incarnation of the Super Tights.

The art features some notable characters of the fighting game cult classic 'Marvel vs. Capcom 2' taking various drugs, including Hulk dropping a tab of LSD, Mega Man on shrooms, Ryu taking a nice hit from his pipe, and Cable just finishing a big bong hit.

We don't want to ruin the surprise of discovering the other characters getting elevated, so we'll save it for when you have this limited-edition piece in your hands.

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SGL's 2nd PUBG Mobile Tournament presented by HPC went down July 17th live on Twitch and featured some newcomers and former champions back into the SGL.

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Friday, 07 August 2020 10:35

PIGCOP, SGL's 2nd Drop is HERE

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Pigcop

The Most Dangerous Shirt We've Ever Released

In the realm of iconic videogame enemies, the Pigcop stands above all in its brutal relevance to modern society and police brutality.

First envisioned by designers Allen H. Blum III, Richard Gray, and Randy Pitchford in the initial 1996 release of Duke Nukem 3D, the Pigcop was a direct jab at the Fraternal Order of Police and an even more specific dig at the Los Angeles Police Department due to the Rodney King beating that occurred in LA just a few years before.

In Duke Nukem 3D’s original instructional manual, Pigcops are described as ''extremely intolerant towards humans and exhibit blind rage when they detect human scent.'

That’s perhaps the most accurate description of a police officer we’ve ever read.

Aren’t you worried about getting sued?

Yeah, we had our taste of that with Epic Games back in 2018 and it was brutal. In 2010 Gearbox Software acquired the rights to Duke Nukem. The company is headed by Randy Pitchford, the mind behind Borderlands, Half-Life, Tony Hawk 3, Halo, and the original Duke Nukem 3D.

The ultimate question is, will Randy sue StonedGamer Inc. for using his intellectual property to make a social statement? Quite frankly, we don’t know.

However we do know that Randy Pitchford stands above all gaming developers in his support for Black Lives Matter and the fight for social and racial equality. He’s been chastised by his ‘fans’ for supporting the cause, but that hasn’t stopped him. In fact, the dude’s Twitter avi is still blacked out, and indicator of his support of BLM.

We’re using his property to make a strong social statement at StonedGamer. Defunding the police isn’t enough. We have to abolish the police.

Keep in mind police in America were created solely to track down runaway slaves that escaped the plantation and to squelch slave rebellions. No cap. After reconstruction, police focused on segregation and disenfranchisement among people of color in America.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s American history.

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Friday, 31 July 2020 04:52

The Golden Tray, SGL's FIRST DROP is HERE

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The Golden Tray

Designed for Stoned Gamers

The Golden Tray from Stoned Gamer, the first rolling tray truly designed for the stoned gamer.

Gleaming in a highly-reflective gold finish, The Golden Tray radiates elegance with its unique obround design which makes rolling while gaming effortless.

The Golden Tray comes encased in a beautiful ‘Stay High Play High’ Black Velvet bag that can be used as a carrying case for your new tray, or get creative and stash some of your favorite goodies inside wherever you go.

Stoned Gamer is laser-etched with unmatched precision on The Golden Tray, giving the entire piece a mark of excellence that’s unparalleled with any rolling tray.

There’s no way we could make a sexier rolling tray without getting arrested in all 50 states.

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